How running can my nose get?

I woke up this morning with a sore throat. And that can only mean one thing: my nose is going on a marathon.

How running can my nose get?
My nose is stuffed with icky mucus.
As a science student, I feel obligated to explain why my nose is running.

It's stuffed and redish and very annoying. I've to plug it up so snot won't be pouring.

Because the flu germs are blasting the walls of my nostrils with icky mucus. They use those guns with the tank filled with mucus. It's green and very sticky. Like glue.

My throat is a sore as... something that is sore.

Because the snot monsters are riding hover boards with malfunctioning hovering mechanisms in my throat and the sparks and skid marks are causing it to be sore. Those cheap baskets cannot even get quality hover boards. (did I use that right?)

My head is throbbing as if a rock band is playing within it.

Because they got bored of mucus shooting and hover board riding and started a rock band. In my head. In my heeaaad. Rock band. Rock band. Rock baaaand baaand baaand baaand. And not the good kind. The kind that those c2pid bus drivers play in the bus with the screeching voice Isabella and the random guitar playing.

My muscles ache very the badly.
Edit: That's the sacrospinalis muscles... not butt crack la...

Because they want to hold a charity concert for the less fortunate flu germs and are building a grand stage in my pectoralis major and triceps.

So that is why my nose is running. I realise I terpesong off my title kau kau but what to do. They still have 3 songs more to play in my head.

I am so ready for med school.